OK, so I must know.  What is proper etiquette when using a urinal?  Should I stare straight ahead not daring to move my head for fear of the man standing next to me, or should I stare straight down as if I was worshiping my manhood?  Is it only me, or does it seem odd when others strike up a conversation while doing the deed? 

Oh, and for all those people who do the no hands thing... FOR GOD'S SAKE, GET YOU'RE FREAKIN HANDS DOWN THERE AND HOLD IT.  That just freaks me out.